DICK'S COLUMN ARCHIVES

2004
2004 Carolina-Clemson Fistfight
Buggywhips & Lies
Archaeologists Duke It Out

2005
SOOOOO Much Hot Air
YAHOOS & YAHWEH
Jesse & The Pretenders
The Rev. Prof. Carsten Thiede
Never Trust an Economist
Flag-Waving-Schmaltz
S. A.'s Cause Global Cooling
Naughty Naughty
Funny, Funny, Funny
Game Over, Man!
#@!& %*@#!!!%$%!
What's in a Name?
Oil for Blood
Torte Reform
New Slavemasters
Requiescat in Gonzo
Schiavo as Potted Plant
Paradox and Shadow
To Trapper Who is Dead
Random Thoughts
Servants and Senators
Martha in Bas Relief
The Italian Job
Crappy Weather Forecasts
Making Kids Go to School
Shameless Huckstering
Killing Terri Schiavo
More Terri
More Terri: Another View
Terri: And in the End
Different Scores & Jurrasic Park
21st C. Law = 18th C. Medicine
Is soccer a sport or a nap?
A Constitutional Question
He Was My Pope, Too.
David And The Maple Leaf.
Hula Hula IS Baseball.
Insulting Tax Suggestions.
Whose Heritage Is It?
More Random Current Events.
"Not Very Bright"
Heinlein Got It Right
History Repeats Itself
The Soft Bigotry
Dear Bill Cosby . . .
Science v. Religion Must Die
Diet Coke® w/Splenda®
Carolina = Clemson
"Dis" In The Movie Trenches
A FantaDonchaWantasy
Science and Econuts
What Sam Said
Hating Dialup a Lot
Seatbelts v The Jesters
California Justice
South Carolina Dream Carpets
ABC Hates the Internet
Only One Number Two
Dirty, Dirty Words
Remarkable - Ridiculous?
Mrs. "van" & the Kennedys
Big Joe's Polka Show & Barbeque
Don't Let Your Children Read This
What "W" Said
And Now, a Word from Our Sponsor
Five Things I Hope I Taught My Son
So, Who's Lying About Social Security?
The Freedom to Go To Jail


Bless, O     (fill in the blank)     , This Meeting..
The Final Frontier - Goodbye Scottie
"Tell Me Sweet Little Lies."
Dear Santa . . .

2006
Why Barney Left . . .
Super Steelers' Bowl
Education & the Funky Monkey
Dubai, Dobai, Doooooo!
Death for Hinson!
My Dinner with André
Flight from 93
No Jobs At 60
Stupid Gas Price Defenders
May 1st: Stinko de Mayo
The Validity of Silly Juries
New Jersey Connundrum
IQ's & Poverty Pimps
Why I Like Laura Bush
What Did Jim Do & Why Was it Good?
Pick a Candidate..
My Favorite Candidate, Redux..
Of Rats and Idealogues
Why SC Public Schools Suck
Plus Ça Change, Déjà Vu
The Pathetic NIMBY Conceit
Laughing or Crying this Voting Season?
Did Chevy Chase Die, Too?
Dead and Undead in 2006

2007
Durbin is Ruining My Name!
Obscure Lunacy Of Power Lines
90% Sure. Right. (Global Poo)
The Decline & Fall of the USA
The Gift of Socialism
Calling a Borg a Borg
Separation of Church & Estado
Una Letra Para Usted
Come out! Come Out! Wherever You Are!
How Crappy Is CBS's "All-Access TV"?
How 2 Solve the Immigration Problem
Ceasar's Wife
400 Pages of Confusion
Un Léxico Político
In Defense of Lyndsey Graham
Fear, Islam, & Common Sense
Pardon Me!
Clinton Remembered
Reid Reborn As Traitor..
French Democrats..
al-Quaeda WAS in Iraq..
Guest Ed: Unions - Killing Achievement..
One Country - One Tongue!
(American) Express Lane to Education
Education - Apply Directly to the Forehead..
Guest Ed: Warrior Mother
What Democrats Don't Get It
Peaceful Islam?
More Streets & Roads
The 1% Solution - Spot the Stupid Scientist
Freedom.Dying @ Services. GOV
The Phantom Criminal Lawyers Award
Leave Bourne Alone..
Bang! You're Safe!
Adios, Fink!..
Those $60,000 Poor People
An Important Reminder to Christians
Ugly People for President!
Saving South Carolina Schools Pt.1
Saving South Carolina Schools Pt.2
What's a Few Billion between Friends?
Legal, Immoral Banks


2008
Osama bin Laden's GOT to be Dead
Iowa Won't Count
Once Upon A Time In The Mid-West
A Funny Thing Happened . . Ballot Box
Why S. C. Must Vote for Fred
Writers Strike Killing Local TV
Another Nail in the Eco-Nut Coffin..
Buckley Doesn't Have To See, Now..
Why Are We Going to the Olympics?
The Victims Are Now The Racists
Another Hole in The Space-Time Continuum
Reader: Things to Lighten Gas Prices.
Republicans drowning in denial.
The Coming Race War.
Sheriff Joe Is One Smart, Caring Cookie.
The Great Unintended S. C. Water Hoax.
More Proof of WMDs in Iraq in 2001.
Tony Snow is Dead.
Capitalism v. The Pope.
What Happened to Burger King®?
Thesis Tempest in a Teapot Dome.


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